- First encounter (in the Catacombs)
Good day! You look reasonably sane!
What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a Cleric or something?
Yes, I imagined as much.
Best of luck with your pilgrimages or missions or whatever you do.
This place is treacherous. Do watch your step, eh? Heh heh heh…
- After activating the bridge trap before meeting him
Ah, oh! Well, well, how are you, then?
I, uh, sort of lost my way, yes…
But when I came here, I didn't touch any levers, no, not me!
Very peculiar, isn't it?
Wait, did something happen to you?
Hey, don't look at me like that. I'm Trusty Patches, the one-and-only!
Here, everything's good with us, eh?
Aww, c'mon, take it! Heh heh. We'll be wonderful friends. Heh heh heh…
Oh, does it really matter that much?
C'mon now. What exactly do you think I did?
You're not making sense, my friend. Heh heh heh…
- After activating the bridge trap after meeting him
Ah, oh! Well, how are you, then? …I slipped and flipped that lever, you see…
It didn't cause you any trouble, by chance?
Answering yes
Are you certain?! Well that's a fine shame. Oh, I'm truly sorry, really!
But, wait now, you didn't actually fall down, then?
Well, why didn't you tell me sooner! All's well that ends well!
Everybody makes mistakes. I'm not above it all, I swear!
I'm trusty Patches, the one-and-only!
I know! This should make up for it. We're on the same side!
Undead outcasts! Fantastic isn't it? Heh heh heh…
Answering No
Oh, really? Yes, I see…Righty-oh! Then everything's good, isn't it?
I'm Trusty Patches, the one and only!
You and I, just a couple of undead outcasts, right mate? Heh heh heh…
- Meeting in Tomb of the Giants (after meeting in the Catacombs)
What you again? Well, well! You've been a stranger.
Ah, good to see you're well, mate.
Oh right, you came at the perfect time.
There's a fine stash of treasure right down that hole.
I found it first, but…well, we're friends now.
I'll split it with you! In any case, have a look, it'll shimmer you blind! Heh heh heh…
- After he kicks the player off the ledge:
Heh heh, this is what I do, my friend.
The trinkets I'll be stripping off your corpse; that's the real treasure! Nyah hah hah hah!
- Talking in Firelink Shrine:
Oi, have you met Petrus, that self proclaimed cleric?
Believe me on this one, bruv/my love…
The man is scum. Don't you be fooled by his claims to do good.
They're all the same, those rotten clerics.
Oi, have you met Lautrec the Embraced? Believe me on this one, bruv/my love…
He's completely mad. He wouldn't think twice about cutting somebody down.
So watch out for him, especially if you've humanity to spare.
